The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
What’s the sweatiest Jedi workout? Hot Yoda.
You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
So what if I deleted you from my address book? You’re taking it entirely out of contacts.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!
The man who loved hunting was charged with big gamey.
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.


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