What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
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