Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Miley Cyrus doesn’t have twerk another day in her life.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
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