Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
Mr. Mucus ran for governor. He was extremely boogernatorial.
Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Miley Cyrus doesn’t haveĀ twerk another day in her life.
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?


