Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Why do dictators speak to the masses from balconies? Haven’t they heard that no ledge is power?
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
Leguminous plants have a reputation for bean stalkers. In fact they caught a nut outside the hospital, a real crazy lentil patient, whom they nabbed watching a chick pea in the can (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed pistachio). He wanted to mac a dame, especially one from macadamia. They threatened to soup his ass, but he said ‘Legu me, almond innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old clover of hers, and she pushed me over the veg!’ She kicked his peanuts and said ‘Don’t let me cashew in here again – it’ll be a long time before alfafa that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his pea was split . And he had next to nodules.
The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding
Which deadly reptile attacks via telemarketing scams? The crock-dial!
If you’re skin is pale, now is the time to go to Florida.
Masochists love art; especially pain tings.


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