After searching for shells all day, I’m totally conched out.
The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
Lazy people should consider a course in languor management.
Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.
Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
Buttered scones can give you heart attacks. Keep eating them and you might need an angliopastry.
The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
In the digital age, how do know your child is potty trained?
When he says ‘iPooed‘.
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.


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