Nitting is a lousy hobby.
The world will never run out of water, according to Wells Fargo.
Sasquatch has high net swarth.
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Motto of a necrophage: “Nice tomb eat you!”
The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
What’s Michael Jackson’s signature Japanese-style beef dish?
Moo-in-wok.


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