Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.
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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Why was Detective Twain encouraged after visiting the forensics lab in the case of The Bubblegum Murders?
Because he had the prints – and he’d soon have the popper.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Aspen, Colorado is a hotbed of proctological accidents.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which soft drink is most violently contagious?
SARSparilla.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
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