I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
When two wrestlers join forces it is a called a tag team, aka a clobberation.
I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’