Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.
George R. R. Martin favourite sport is soccer, because it’s a game of throw-ins.
Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.


