Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
NED: Who’s yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who’s yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…
Arithmetic is sum times interesting.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.


