Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Where can you buy alligator steaks? At a swamp meat.

