The largest rear end I ever saw was an ass tonne ishing sight.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
12 New Pun Requests!
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Do our puns make you vomit? Then visit a refluxologist!
What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.


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