Do watch repairmen work over time?
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
New Puns on Demand filled today!
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
Ruby.
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Arrowbics!
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