Being a fast food worker is a highly skillet trade.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT
Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.

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