Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Humanity was much butter off before Churnobyl.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.
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