Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
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