It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
I hate math. I’m an anti-summite.
If you worship a bag, it’s sack religious.
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.
Do Muslims celebrate the Thanksgiving Harvest?
Yes, there are a Koranucopia of traditions!
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.

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