Forget Bran Stark. After getting punched in the face Jose Bautista can’t stop shouting “Odor! Odor!“
The British soccer team needs an attitude adjustment to win. It’s a Man U mental task.
The proctologist cut down drastically on his patient load, because he was on hole-a-day.
Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
When the college dormitory tampon machine broke, they declared a coed red.
I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
The Spice Girls movie was a Cinnamonatic spectacle.
When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
Farmers are full of hay tread.


