Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.
I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
The high flying JPEG lawyer was embarrassed to have lost his case to a plain tiff.


