The prison inmate got lovebottomized against his will.
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Who’s the most villainous vegetarian? A: Green Goblin’.
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
Mexican food: I always order it ta co.
The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”
Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?


