Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
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British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
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