When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
(14 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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