Managing a web site about pigs requires knowledge of MySqueal databases.
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Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
Every sheep is ewenique.
What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment. [Pun c/o of upcoming Punshine Ashley!]


