Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
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