what does a bug sound like hitting the windshield?
Bee flat.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
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