Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People with verbal diarrhea produce a lot of sputum.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new upscale periodical for fashionable, flatulent men. It’s called Ass choir Magazine.
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