When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...Brother can you Sparrow dime?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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