As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
bodily functions
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”


