Locutus suffered from excess flatulation after feasting on the s’more gas Borg.
bodily functions
A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.


