I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
business
If you don’t win at an auction, it leaves a bidder aftertaste.
If Shakespeare Worked at a Hardware Store:
- Measure for Measuring Tape
- Two Gentlemen of a Rona
- Taming of the Screw
- Romeo and Juliet Balcony
- Awl’s Well That Ends Well
- Tight As a Door Knocker? (Titus Andronicus)
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.


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