I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
business
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.


