The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
business
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.


