business

PERMIANODICAL

Dear Pun Gents, My company is coming up with a name for our new quarterly newsletter. We are an oil company engaged in upstream oil production, specifically Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR). Our company name is Occidental Petroleum, often referred to as Oxy, and our business unit is called Permian EOR. The newsletter is only for our business unit. ~David, Houston, TX
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Permianodical
  2. Permian Post
  3. Oxy A Question
  4. Permannounce [permanence]
  5. EOR The Donkey
  6. E-ORatory
  7. The Petropost
  8. Oxy Talks
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Loading...

PRESSURE LUCK

Dear Pun Gents, 
I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
60-120 minute massages to your home, office, hotel door. No happy endings, purely legit. We are competing with two established companies, but adding extras like custom music playlists, in-home chef prepared meal. No sexual innuendo please. THANKS! ~David J

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We put the rest in stressed
  2. Pressure luck
  3. We’re Hands Some
  4. Kneadful things
  5. Knot a Problem
  6. Above the Rest
  7. We knead your business
  8. We can help you with that pain ting
  9. Relax with real acts
  10. There Therapy
  11. Everybody must get hot stoned
  12. Shiatsu happens
  13. Go for a Tuina hand-wich
  14. Go for a Hot Cup of Jo [if you have a therapist named Jo]
  15. Rolfing makes me ROLFMAO
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
Loading...

WICKÈD

Dear Pun Gents,
I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wickèd
  2. Tallow Ho
  3. Tallow Can You Go
  4. Baby Got Wax
  5. Wax Of God
  6. Got A Light
  7. FlameBay [Flambé + eBay]
  8. Candelight [candle light]
  9. Candal [Scandal?]
  10. Flicker
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...

RETAILIATOR

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting up an online reselling business and would like a catchy/smart name for it. I would like it to be a pun or play on words if possible. I like names that are formed by putting two words together, like Facebook. Thanks! ~Philip, Buford, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Re:Sale
  2. Smooth Sales
  3. SaleE-Inc [Salient?]
  4. Eddie Vender [Eddie Vedder]
  5. Retailiator
  6. ChainSale
  7. StuffDiving
  8. InStockExchange
  9. SaleMail [snail mail]
  10. SalePutty [silly putty]
  11. HipShop [Hip Hop]
  12. ShipShop
  13. WicketPedia
  14. GoodBuyGuys
  15. BuyGeorge
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

FETE ACCOMPLI

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a party planning and entertainment business. At this stage it’s just for kids but I don’t want to be limited to that as if all goes well. I may do all types of parties so I need something that is catchy and makes me stand out and I am certainly not clever enough to think of something myself. ~Karen, Thurgoona, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Balloonacy
  2. Have a Balloon
  3. Party Har Har
  4. Besta Fiesta
  5. Fete Accompli
  6. Blast Impressions
  7. Child’s Play [We make Party Planning Easy]
  8. All Ages Staging
  9. Memory Maker
  10. Event and Odds
  11. Host A La Vista
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

COMMISSION: POSSIBLE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy

 AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Commissionary Position
  2. See you in Sell
  3. Your Best Kept Secret Agent
  4. I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
  5. House Music
  6. You Deserve Massive Props
  7. Prop Drop and Roll
  8. Homes On The Range
  9. Home Mama
  10. Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
  11. Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
  12. Do The Deed
  13. Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
  14. There’s No Place Like Your Home
  15. Never out of Commission
  16. Where Buyers meet Cellars
  17. My Competitors are Roofless
  18. I Always Find a Lot to Love
  19. All’s Well that Ends Dwell
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
Loading...

STRANGER THAN FIXIN’

Dear Pun Gents, I need a clever, fun and memorable name for me and my uncle’s business. We repair and restore nasty non-working washing and drying machines and recycle them back into the wild (meaning we sell them on Craigslist). We also do other appliances but mainly washer and dryers for now. In additions to sales we also do in-home repairs for people who don’t want to buy new or used. ~Roberto, Jonesboro, AR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money Launderers
  2. Grim Repairs
  3. Clean Break
  4. Stranger than Fixin’
  5. The Appliance Den
  6. Cycle Recycle
  7. KingSpin
  8. Lazarus Machines
  9. Just Wash Me
  10. Buy and CL
  11. Immortal Machines
  12. Undead Washers
  13. Soaklahoma
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

TROP AND GIVE ME 20

Dear Pun Gents,
Help! I feel stuck – My business partner and I are looking for a fun and memorable business name. We are a fitness holiday business targeting people (mainly men) who want to transform their physiques by building muscle and have been frustrated with their progress so far. The retreats will be held in luxury villas in Asian holiday locations (starting with Bali). People learn through experiencing 3 or 5 days of intensive assessment, training, learning about fitness, nutrition etc. At the same time people get some time off to relax in a tropical paradise in a luxury villa and experience some local sights. ~Saxon, Singapore

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trop and Give Me 20
  2. Big Lux [Big Lugs]
  3. Press Your Lux
  4. Villagym
  5. The Vacation Train
  6. Traincation
  7. Full Body Vacation
  8. The First Resort
  9. Paradise Program
  10. Body, Mind and Spoil
  11. Bali Builders
  12. Fancy Pants Training
  13. A Cut Above
  14. Booty Camp
  15. All Intense and Purposes
  16. Body Hard, Play Hard
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading...