Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
catchphrases
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
What does Admiral Ackbar say at the circus?
“It’s a trapeze!”
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.