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Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Who leaves me speechless?
Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
Keanu Reeves like curds and no whey.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.



