If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
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People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.