A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
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