What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?

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