My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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Loading...The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
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