Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
(15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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