The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
drugs
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.
Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusingĀ far mo’ suiticals.
NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
Religious suicide bombers? Some of these wacky terrorists have been smoking the koranic.
Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.