Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Humpy Dumpty died broke. Too much partying and shell abrasion. It was all the crack. He just lay there. You could see the whites of his eyes. His next of kin was Oh no Yolko!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
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