My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!
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