In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Laxative manufacturers rely on their bran equity.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Proof of my insanity was when I stole a dried grape from a cow: Textbook unraisin-a-bull behaviour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
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