Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the diet soft drink for Boomers?
Empty Nestea.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do mathematicians like dessert?
Yes – the pi is endless!
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...For delaying a shipment of pudding, I was thrown into a Siberian prison, aka the goo lag!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Eating a quantity of fruit every day is of pear-amount importance.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I mashed together chick peas and apples and the resulting gooey mixture was poisonous. I guess I’m a hummus cider maniac.
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