Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
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What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”


