What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
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