In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
food
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”