I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
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After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
French streets are tricky. There is always some rues.
Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
Hitler in France: “Veni vidi Vichy“?