Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
history
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?
Of Mycenaean Men.
What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.


