NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
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If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
There are holes in France. Trou story.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”

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