If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A Frenchman would have you believe his farts smell sweeter. I’ve been to Paris and can tell you, this is a beau gas claim.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
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