Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
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The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.


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