So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Michael, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito and Randy were so horny. They should have been renamed the Klaxon 5.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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