I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
occupations
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
Just fired my baker; she wasn’t meeting my kneads.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
Don’t weight – be an astronaut.
Being a fast food worker is a highly skillet trade.
A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.


