Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
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