If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
poo jokes
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
You need a lot of liquidity to break into the shartphone market.
Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
The Pied Piper was constantly surrounded by filthy rats, and eventually became known as the Peed Pooper.
Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.