Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
Where in the desert will you find Tony Danza?
At an Oh-eh-sis!
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
Kittens are taking over the web. It’s a cute d’ekat!