Fat jokes usually have a big paunch line.
puns about puns
Anyone who likes to quote punsters is a saidist.
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.


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