Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
puns about puns
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
Too many radiation puns on this site?
Yes – we’ve reached an all-time glow.
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
Pat and Rhain got beat up in Pakistan on account of their jokes. It happened in the Punjab Region.
Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.


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