Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
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Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Never look back in a seniors home – someone may be caning on you!
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.


