I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
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