I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
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Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.

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