Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
religion
A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
In the postmodern Catholic Church, every assumption will be deaconstructed.
The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.


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