Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
religion
If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
How to promote Viagra in Muslim countries: “I’ll Lack Bar!“
NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.
Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
A group of transsexuals left the Church in protest, deciding instead to start their own religious group. They bought an old abandoned building and converted it for their services. For their hymns and music they even restored a grand set of pipes…. Needless to say the members of the First Tranny Church were delighted to play with their new sect’s organs.


