Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
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Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Which sect is most derided? The Boo/disseds.
I love meditating with my ohmies.
A prophet is influenced by where he guru up.
To all Evangelicals, Pentecostals, 7th Day Adventists and Baptists who truly believe – the Big Day is coming tomorrow, so make sure you’ve rapture presents!
I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.