Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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