My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
social media
See @pungents #CanadianActionMovies on Twitter.
- Nickelback to the Future
- A Tim’s to Kill
- Brokeback Mountie
- The Saguenay of Defeat
- Lord Blackula
- Kill Bill III: Harper Prorogues Again
- Dances with Wools
- Codzilla
- Arctic Tracy
- Stop Or My Mom Will Chicoutimi
- 28 Ehs Later
- Midnight Cowpie
- Lifeson is Beautiful
- Dawn of the Zed
- Dial M for Mercer
- The Full Mountie
- 8000-Mile
- A Few Good Mansbridges
- J’Aimes Bonbons
- A River Runs Through Manitoba
- Tarsand
- Rockies 1 through 6
- Oedipus Rex Murphy
- Metis the Fockers
- Dieppe Throat
- SARS Attacks
- The Three Muskokateers
- Apocalypse Snow
- Pirates of the Caribou
- Inuit You Did Last Summer
- Molson City
- Tron-o
- Bill Blair Snitch Project
- Raccoonies
- The Hunt for Fred MacTober
- Mr and Mississauga
- Full Puffy Jacket
- War of the Squirrels
- The Boring Identity
- E.I.
- Dirty Barrie
- Canadarmy Of Darkness
- Alanis vs Predator
- Ducepption
- Bloc Quebecois Down
- Zamboni on the Fourth of July
- Albertigo
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
THE SOCIAL NET WORTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Social Net Worth
- Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
- The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
- Facebook splits the ATM
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS
Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Blogs Have More Fun
- Blong-term Strategies
- I CEO U
- Chairmen of the Bored
- Three’s Company
- Wisdom of the Profits
- Veep Tweets

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