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Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:

  1. Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
  2. Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
  3. If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
  4. Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
  5. Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
  6. Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
  7. We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
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THE SOCIAL NET WORTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Social Net Worth
  2. Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
  3. The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
  4. Facebook splits the ATM
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GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS

Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Blogs Have More Fun
  2. Blong-term Strategies
  3. I CEO U
  4. Chairmen of the Bored
  5. Three’s Company
  6. Wisdom of the Profits
  7. Veep Tweets
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