I was on YouTube trying to download ‘Fat Elvis’ videos but it takes up too much band width.
social media
Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
Canada is the most popular thing on Facebook. It has millions of lakes!
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
THE SOCIAL NET WORTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Social Net Worth
- Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
- The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
- Facebook splits the ATM
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLOGS
Dear Pun Gents, our CEO is starting a blog with two other high-up ladies in the company and are looking for a name for it. They are all members of the board if that helps. ~John, Birmingham, UK (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Blogs Have More Fun
- Blong-term Strategies
- I CEO U
- Chairmen of the Bored
- Three’s Company
- Wisdom of the Profits
- Veep Tweets


