My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
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