Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.
transportation
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
I sit in the back of trains. #LikeCaboose
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.


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